Limerick (61)

There once was a man named Eugene
who invented a screwing machine.
Concave and convex,
it served either sex,
and played with itself in between.

nicwest | Montag, 12. Oktober 2009, 21:58 Uhr


  1. A scholarly fellow from Duckingham
    wrote a treatise on women and fucking them.
    He was beat by a Turk
    who wrote a twelve volume work
    on cunts and the fine art of sucking them.

    Montag, 12. Oktober 2009, 22:16 Uhr von isabo

  2. A young man whose sight was myopic
    Thought sex an incredible topic.
    So poor were his eyes,
    That despite its great size,
    His penis appeared microscopic.

    Montag, 12. Oktober 2009, 22:21 Uhr von Merlix

  3. An architect fellow named Yoric
    can, when he’s feeling euphoric,
    provide for selection
    three types of erection:
    Corinthian, Ionic, and Doric.

    Montag, 12. Oktober 2009, 22:32 Uhr von nicwest

  4. Wow. Respekt.

    There was a young maid from Aberystwyth,
    who took grain to the mill to make grist with.
    The miller’s son, Jack,
    threw her flat on her back
    and united the organs they pissed with.

    Montag, 12. Oktober 2009, 22:35 Uhr von isabo

  5. There was a young man from Kildare
    who was fucking a girl on a stair.
    The banister broke,
    but he doubled his stroke,
    and he finished her off in mid-air.

    Montag, 12. Oktober 2009, 22:39 Uhr von nicwest

  6. There was a young lady from Dee
    whose hymen was split into three.
    So when she was diddled
    the middle string fiddled
    “Nearer my God to Thee.”

    Montag, 12. Oktober 2009, 22:48 Uhr von isabo

  7. Oh dear.
    Und den wirklich Schlimmen hat sie sich nicht getraut. I stand in awe und erwarte das nächste Duell.

    Montag, 12. Oktober 2009, 23:11 Uhr von nicwest

  8. Nachtrag: Den Schlimmen hat sie gemailt.
    Er ist wirklich schlimm.

    Dienstag, 13. Oktober 2009, 13:18 Uhr von nicwest

  9. Hey, jetzt wollen wir ihn auch hören, äh lesen! ;)

    Donnerstag, 15. Oktober 2009, 23:09 Uhr von Jamie

  10. Nee, kommt nicht in Frage.

    Freitag, 16. Oktober 2009, 10:15 Uhr von nicwest

  11. Ich habe sowas befürchtet.

    Sonntag, 18. Oktober 2009, 16:48 Uhr von isabo

  12. Wobei er ja schon ziemlich komisch ist.

    Sonntag, 18. Oktober 2009, 22:17 Uhr von nicwest

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